We've all heard the term 'food for thought', but is there any truth in that expression? It’s true; a diet rich in essential fatty acids, fruits and vegetables does wonders for your brain power. How about we give you the this list with brain foods, but combine it with the whimsicality of puns? Let's do this because we're so punny!
1. Fish
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.
(Any fish that contains high amounts of omega-3 fatty acids, like herring, salmon, tuna, mackerel or anchovies.)
2. Soy
Tofu or not tofu?
3. Colorful and citrus fruits
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. Berries
Berry good for studying.
5. Leafy green vegetables
He became a vegetarian because he couldn't make ends meat.
6. Nuts
'Almond joying myself' he said eating nuts.
7. Seeds
A gardener buys super seeds to supersede the garden from the previous year.
8. Chocolate
I was bullied at school. Every day big boys smothered me in chocolate and stuck cherries on my head. Life was tough in the gateaux.
9. Whole grains
Low carb diets really go against the grain.
10. Eggs.
Eggs make lousy comedians. They always crackup at their own yolks.
11. Tea.
Wow, thanks for the tea. I'm glad I got to Chai it.
12. Sage
The elderly chef retired because his sage was showing.
13. Carbohydrate-rich foods
Leftover spaghetti is pasta its prime.
14. Iron-rich foods
Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
15. Pulses and Beans
Selling coffee has its perks for those who have bean so lucky.
16. Curry
Insulting an East Indian chef will bring you bad Korma.
17. Calcium-rich foods
We almost got creamed by a milk truck. I was udderly terrified.
18. Supplemental herbs
You should always use basil the day you buy it - as they say, herb today, gone tomorrow.
19. Organic and plant oils
People who make motor oil are very refined.
20. Water
Water you waiting for? Just jump in.
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